I’m Dave; I’m a husband, a father, and a software craftsman. I have a B.S. in Computer Science and have answered a few questions on StackOverflow.com. I am extremely opinionated about parsing mathematical expressions and how to properly manipulate dates programmatically. Bowties are cool; Spiders are not. Chocolate and Peanut Butter are proof that a benevolent deity exists who wants us to be happy.